Friday Funnies....

Never mind the accent. What I notice is his sincere belief that he's singing kick ass, but not knowing otherwise. hehe...

Happy Friday...

Extreme LED Sheep Art.

Importance of Sentence Structure...

Sharnig with you a funny email sent to me;

The boss had to fire one person and he narrowed it down to Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.


The boss asked her, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Debra says, "Could you jack off? I feel like shit."

Randomness...

A funny conversation.

Actor 1; Mr. Magoo. Happily married with two babies (Irish twins) and obviously time crunched.
Actor 2: Yours Truly. "It's not the destination. It's the journey."

Yours Truly; You looking at all the snowfall? You thinking what I'm thinking?
Mr. Magoo; Yeah. But Mammoth totally jacked up their rates to $83 bucks.
Yours Truly; WTF?!? For that price, I'd rather fly to Tahoe or Salt Lake City or even Colorado. Take a quick boarding trip for a 3-4 days.
Mr. Magoo; It must be nice being single.

Hooray for the Olympics

I love the Olympics, sports in it's most diverse and international form.

Not quite the official Olympics, but I would give these routines the gold.

Breaking the silence with laughter...

Breaking the silence with laughter.

Irony; Gotta have a sense of humor to roll with life's irony...

Happy Halloween...(nonMBA)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Asian Cowboy on campus
Halloween, UC Irvine, 2007

Bow Peep and friends on Campus
Halloween, UC Irvine, 2007

Lumber Jack Girl on phone call
(actually cowgirl, but you can't see her fabulous boots nor hat)
Halloween, UC Irvine, 2007

Flapper from Roaring 20's
Halloween, UC Irvine, 2007

Masquerade Princess in Office

Halloween, UC Irvine, 2007

Weddings and it's consequences....(nonMBA)

Did I mention I've gone to more weddings then surf sessions this summer? Say that fast three times.

This passed weekend, I was the grooms man for a good friend. Here's a few notable items;







Weddings: A Marriage Manual!











Weddings: The "Do's" and "Don'ts", after the "I Do".











Consequences;
I can't remember much of the reception, but do remember getting bitten.











Consequences;
I just can't remember who did it. I'm curious as to which girl or which guy it was. Serious. I can't remember which gender left the hickey. hehe...

Friday Funnies...

Karatay~ ; An ancient martial arts formed by an all mens chorus/dance troupe in the south of France.

Friday Funnies...

Introducing Ms. Wanda Sykes. She is funnier and raunchier in person. Gotta love woman who can get down and dirty.

Click here for her myspace page.

Click here for her official web page.

Friday Funnies...

Got beat up at work and it looks like more to come for next week also. I was soo looking forward to seeing Dave Attell tonight at the Irvine Improv, but tickets were sold out. I've seen him twice before and he gets funnier each time. For now, we'll have to enjoy this clip.

Congratulations goes to Wannabe for his admittance to RSM Erasmus Business School. You owe me drinks and dinner. hehe...

Friday Funnies...

Flight of the Conchords - New Zealand's fourth most popular digi-folk paradists (www.conchords.co.nz)

• Jenny.
• Pardon?
• Jenny.
• No. You must have mistaken me for someone else.
• No. It's me. My name is Jenny.
• Oh...What a hilarious misunderstanding.

Friday Funnies

The universal comedy/mystery; women trying to communicate to men and men trying to understand women.

Regardless of your cultural background, all women will understand this segment.
"I like him, but don't like him, like him"

Regardless of the men's cultural background, we're lost.

Note 1: I saw Henry Cho's stand up act a few years ago. In addition to hearing a southern accent from a Korean American, his material is very funny. www.choindustries.com

Note 2: Previous embedding code didn't work. This should show the video. If not, then try this link.

Friday Funnies...

For the record, I'm cool w/ article 17 and position 13.

Friday Funnies....

This last batch of commercials of Superbowl 2007 had some stand out funnies, but this one had my superbowl party gang (mostly guys) busted out laughing.

Gay activists complained about this commercial, so Sneakers pulled the commercials from TV and their website. No worries. Thanks to the internet and my belief that we should laugh at ourselves before we take ourselves too seriously, you can and should view it.




There are alternative endings...

Alt ending 1-


Alt ending 2-


Alt ending 3-


What's more funny? The reaction of the (American) football players when they screened this commercial.

The Colts players reaction;


The Bears players reaction;

Friday Funnies...

It's Superbowl weekend. One of the side product of Superbowl is all the cool new commercials that appear. This year, there's a 2.6 million dollar price tag for a 30 second slot during the game. Yes...2.6 milllion US dollars. That's a lot of $$ per second if you break it down. A lot of revenue for the TV station.


This commercial came out in the 2005 Superbowl, but have become a cult classic. I wonder why.

Friday Funnies...

I must comment on this on going American pop culture phenomenon; American Idol. I understand that this show originated in the UK and like all things popular, got copied, repackaged for the natives and took on it's own identity. It's season six and it doesn't show any signs of getting old. Mainly because of the countless people that think themselves as talented, but in reality have no clue of what their ability actually is. These people are the true reason for the success of *insert your country label* idol.

Enjoy; a compilation of talent-less people that allow us to laugh, so we can feel better about ourselves. Mainly because, we're smart enough to know our limitations.

-tvu note; The American Idol Rejection video got removed from youtube.com. Thanks to video.google.com (which owns youtube.com) I found the video again. Sweet~.
American Idol Reject Audition - Don't Cha Compilation


What's sweeter? Finding this divine video of Dutch idol rejects singing (torturing?) to a stadium crowd. Song they sang? "You're Simply the best" Serious! The event coordinator has a wicked sense of humor. hehe...

I miss Dave Chappelle's show.

Making up for last (Jan 19) Friday funnies.

Friday Funnies

I can't wait for this movie to come out. The next great, "must see" movie of this year.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little humps.
Check it out.

GMAT note - A few weeks back on my study schedule, yet with only two months of lapse from last touching the GMAT, it is a upward hill climb again. I'm going to have to power through it to be ready for testing in Feb. Doesn't help that my god son is sick now and my mother needs more of my presence at night.

Friday Funnies...(nonMBA)

I am happy that I am Vietnamese American. Having an asian body has its' benefits...specifically minimum body hair. Yes. A smooth chest and a smooth back. No a single strand of hair.