Sharnig with you a funny email sent to me;
The boss had to fire one person and he narrowed it down to Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss asked her, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra says, "Could you jack off? I feel like shit."
